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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.