What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
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What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.