You jokes
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."