You jokes
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Memes
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.