You jokes
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
Memes
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.