You jokes
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
who wouldnt?
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.