My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
You Jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
