You jokes

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What do you call a family picture for an orphan?

A selfie.

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

Q: What do you call a blind German man?

Q: A not-see (Nazi).

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw them some laundry.

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.

What do you call a surprised Asian?

Ho Lee Fuc.

A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”

Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”