End of world jokes

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0