You jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
I hope this email finds u well
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.