You jokes
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Memes
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
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