You jokes

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.