You jokes
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.