You jokes
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Memes
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"