You jokes
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
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What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
I hope this email finds u well
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.