You jokes
You are a joke.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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