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Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Ariana Grande, where are you?

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You are so ugly my man died.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.