You jokes

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Why did Mom cross the road?

To kill you!

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

What do you call a Mexican rooster?

Un gallo pelón.

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.

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What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?

Chew when you swallow!

If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?