You Jokes

Shovel

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Username

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.

Timmy

Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱

Stranger

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

Hell

What is hell to you?

Jesus!!!!!

He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.

But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!

And our Eternal Heaven!!

Abuse

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

Bread

Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?

Dumb Kid: DEADit?

Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!

Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!

Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.

Dislike

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.

End

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

Grandma

You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?

Movie

Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

Road

You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.