If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Catholic Priest Encounter
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. This joke is saying if you read it, you're gonna bump into a Catholic priest tomorrow. It's like a silly curse, but not real, because you can't predict the future, especially not with a dumb joke. And based on you even needing me to explain this, you should probably stick to picture books.