You jokes
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.