You jokes

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?

Dead mooves.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

What do you call a dabbing cow?

Udder savagery.

I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

If you are poor, get money.

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!

What do you call a tree?

A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What did the cancer doctor say?

You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.

Can you dislike this!

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

You lot are sick sons of bitches!