You jokes
You're so hot!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD