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Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
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Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
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What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."