You jokes
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
You can't give an orphan homework.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
Hi 👋, was the day you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
You're so hot!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"