You jokes
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄