During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
You Jokes
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
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If you like penis.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.