You jokes

Attic

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

Game

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Memes

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Makeup

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Marshmallow

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Mirror

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Name

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Prince

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Dick

Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"

Mind

My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

Head

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"