Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
You Jokes
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
I love you too.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.