You jokes
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"