What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
If I busted and egg on your head ....The yolk would be on you ...hahaha ...
What do you call a owl that dose magic
Hooodini
Love ❤️ you 😘
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from
What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank
MY name is Justin I like like dick lit me eat you out like?
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective Sherlock bones!!!!!
what do you call a gay guy on fire? LGBBQ
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
what do you call a kid with home a homless kid
you cheetah
no you lion
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team? They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
