Night Stand

Night Stand Jokes

Donald Trump

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

Robot

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.

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  • Protection

    Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

    A fake name and a fake phone number.

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  • Alarm Clock

    There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.

    Choice

    When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

    She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD