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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
