You jokes
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.