Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
You Jokes
Me: Can I have your chair? đź’ş You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
How do you get away with murder?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.