You jokes
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
What do you call your kids?
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
You're tiny!
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?