You jokes
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.