How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
You Jokes
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!