You jokes
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
"Gwen, are you still there?"
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Memes
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.