You jokes
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Memes
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.