You jokes
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.