You jokes
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Memes
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did you say not to?
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
You're a bish, and you are too!