You jokes
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Did you adopt your dog?
"Never gonna give you up."
Memes
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?