Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
You Jokes
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
How are you?
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.