An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What do you call ball drama?
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Who are you?
Yourself.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
You are a fat pig
Friend: Wana hear a joke Orphan Friend: Sure
Friend: Parents
other: I dont get it
Friend: and you never will
