You jokes
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
Why did you say not to?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!