You jokes
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
"Prince, where are you?"
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.