What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Listen up, smarty-pants! So, you see, orphans don't have parents, right? And a "family portrait" usually has parents in it. But an orphan taking a selfie and calling it a family portrait? That's dark, because they ain't got no fam! It's like saying, "Hey, I'm all alone, but I'm gonna pretend I'm not!" Get it now, or are you still lost in the woods?