You jokes
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Memes
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!