You jokes

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂

Did you adopt your dog?

"Never gonna give you up."

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?

My brother: How?

Me: You boil the hell out of it.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.