You jokes

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

Wanna hear a funny joke?

You

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

I know where you live! I saw you before!

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What do you call a fish with no neck?

What do you call a fish with no booty?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?