You jokes
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call your kids?
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Memes
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
You're tiny!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
You can't give an orphan homework.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?