You jokes
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Do you see the toilet?
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.