Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
You Jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?