You jokes
Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
You gonna poop someday.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why you always in a mood?
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
You are family.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?