You jokes
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What do you call your kids?
What are you on? YouTube.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Memes
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Do you love God?
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.