You jokes
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Memes
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?