You jokes
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.