You jokes

Sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.

Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

What do you call my dick?

A. A monster.

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.