You jokes

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.

I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

What do you call a pickle sandwich?

A Big Mac!

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.