What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
You Jokes
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3