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People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Hi, how are you doing today?

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?

A selfie.

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

What do you call a train that carries glue?

A glue-glue train!

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

Person you don't know, my name.