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People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.