What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
You Jokes
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
You're so hot!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.