You jokes
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.