How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
You Jokes
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What is playing with you?
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Hi, how are you today?