You jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Memes
For C A S N O V A
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.