You jokes

"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.

I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????

Nope. I'm moving to Japan.

KONNICHIWA

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"

The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

What do you call a group of emo friends?

THE SUICIDE SQUAD!

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.

Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.