You jokes
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?