You jokes
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Here's a joke... you.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.