You jokes
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.