You jokes
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
Memes
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.