You jokes
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
🥲🥲🥲
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Screw you, ableists!
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)