You jokes
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Memes
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
You're gay if you see this.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.