You jokes
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
You are fat.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.