You jokes
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.