You jokes
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Screw you, ableists!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Memes
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.