You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
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Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?