You jokes
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Memes
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.