What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
You Jokes
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.