Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The wife wants a compliment, right? But the husband roasts her teeth by saying they look like stars 'cause they're yellow (not white like they should be) and far apart (gotta love those gaps). It's like saying her chompers are a constellation of dental disasters. Savage!