What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You Jokes
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What time is it when you get home?
"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
I love you, you love me.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p