You jokes
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.