You jokes
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Memes
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love