Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
You Jokes
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
You a cunt.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!