You jokes

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

You were born out of your dad.

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

What do you call an orphan's home?

No home.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."