You jokes
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
You don't have any balls.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.