You jokes
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.