You jokes

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

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I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?

A cocksucker.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!