You jokes
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Memes
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?