You jokes

Nun

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

People

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Memes

Accident

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Kid

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

Woman

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Penis

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).