You jokes

Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?

Why can you hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."