You jokes
Have you heard of deez nuts?
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!