You jokes
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.