What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
You Jokes
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*