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A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."

Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.

"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?

"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.

Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.

Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"

Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"