You jokes
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
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What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.