You jokes
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.