You jokes

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye-deer (no idea).

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The face you make when you nail them.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

What did the bank say to the person?

Bank you very much.

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?

He got a pat on the head.

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?

Well, I just can't seem to put it down.

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini.