You jokes

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."

Me: "Why did you?"

Mom: "I was very drunk..."

Explains a lot...

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭

Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A: A stump.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!

How do you win an argument against an emo?

Kick the chair!

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide Squad!