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How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Are you peeling well?
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What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
You're homeless, you orphan!
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
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You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"