Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
You Jokes
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
