You jokes

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

You will never have a girlfriend.

Look under...

Under where?

You just said underwear!

I always press the stop button to see you.

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.

AKA, you're up for adoption.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?

I think it got lockjaw after that.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

*World War 2 going on and then stops.*

Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.