You jokes
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Memes
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.