Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Dealing with Orphans
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that orphans don't HAVE parents. So, if you off an orphan, they can't rat you out to mommy and daddy, get it? You probably still live with your parents, which explains why this joke went over your head faster than a lead balloon.