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You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.