"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
You Jokes
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emoπ·πΊ."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? ππ
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
