You jokes
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.