You jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.