You jokes
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
What would you do if you were killed?
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?