You jokes
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.