You jokes
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!