"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
You Jokes
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
